Freebie Alert: ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy by @LeslieLangtry #cozymystery #TuesdayBookBlog


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Title  ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

Author  Leslie Langtry

Genre  Mystery Comedy

Publisher Gemma Halliday Publishing

 

Book Blurb

You can’t pick your family…

Death by Chocolate is her favorite dessert. And those knitting needles aren’t just for craft projects. To most people, Gin Bombay is an ordinary single mom. Then again, they don’t know she’s from a family of top secret assassins. Somewhere between leading a Girl Scout troop for her kindergartner—would nooses count for a knot badge?—and keeping their puppy from destroying the furniture, Gin now has to take out a new target.

But you can pick them off …

Except this target has an incredibly hot Australian bodyguard who knows just how to make her weak in the knees. But with a traitor threatening to expose everything, Gin doesn’t have much time to indulge her hormones. She’s got to find the leak and clear her assignment … or she’ll end up next on the Bombay family hit list.

 

Excerpt

No one really liked family reunions.  I got that.  But when I listen to people complain about it ’round the water cooler, I couldn’t help rolling my eyes.  I mean really, try it when you come from a family of assassins.  Kind of gave “avoiding Aunt Jean’s potato salad” a whole new meaning.

 

That’s right.  Family of assassins.  I came from a line of murderers dating back to ancient Greece.  Mafia?  Puhleeeese.  Ninjas?  Amateurs.  Illuminati?  How pedestrian.  My ancestors had invented the garrote, ice pick, and arsenic.  And Grandma Mary insisted that the wheel had actually been devised as a portable skull crusher.  I’d tell you the names of some of our famous victims through history, but I’d had to sign a confidentiality clause in my own blood when I was five.  So you’d just have to take my word for it.

 

I turned the engraved invitation over in my hands and sighed.  I hate these things.  We only held them once every five years, but for some reason, this time, the reunion was only a year after the last one.  That meant someone in the family had been naughty.  That meant one of my relatives was going to die.

 

In honor of the 10th anniversary, this book is free for the month of August. Get your copy today!

 

Buy Links

Amazonhttp://amzn.to/2vICkEA

Nook – http://bit.ly/2vrXjMz

iBooks – http://apple.co/2uHrotV

 

 

Reviews

“Irreverent, witty and fun…a wild, adventurous ride!” – NYT Bestselling Author Katie MacAlister

 

“With an irreverent tell-it-like-it-is, suburban-mom-assassin narrator, Leslie Langtry’s ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy delivers wild and wicked fun.” – NYT Bestselling Author Julie Kenner

 

“The beleaguered soccer mom/assassin concept is a winner, and Langtry gets the fun started from page one with a myriad of clever details, like the Hello Kitty phone perched in our heroine’s death lab.” – Publishers Weekly

 

“Leslie Langtry has penned a cleverly fresh and glib mystery with just the right touch of romance in ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy…It kept me totally entertained first page to last.” – Fresh Fiction

 

“Darkly funny and wildly over the top, this mystery answers the burning question, ‘Do assassin skills and Girl Scout merit badges mix?’ One truly original and wacky novel!” – RT Book Reviews

 

“The fast paced romantic suspense chick lit thriller is over the top, but fans will want to follow suit as Leslie Langtry provides a satirical family drama.” – Midwest Book Review

 

“Mixing a deadly sense of humor and plenty of sexy sizzle, Leslie Langtry creates a brilliantly original, laughter-rich mix of contemporary romance and suspense in ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy.” – Chicago Tribune

 

Leslie Langtry

 

Author Biography

Leslie Langtry is the USA Today Bestselling Author of the Greatest Hits Series, Merry Wrath Mysteries and Ukulele Mysteries. She lives in the Midwest with her family and a group of unruly pets who don’t understand the meaning of the word ‘no.’

 

Social Media Links

https://www.facebook.com/LeslieLangtry

https://twitter.com/LeslieLangtry

 

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4 thoughts on “Freebie Alert: ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy by @LeslieLangtry #cozymystery #TuesdayBookBlog

  1. Thanks N.N! Just out of curiosity, Was the title inspired by Jimi Hendrix “Purple Haze” line (which is listed as the most misunderstood lyric of all time), “‘scuse me while I kiss the sky” as often misunderstood as either ” ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy” or ” ‘scuse me while I kill this guy”… just wondering. I thought the similarity a bit coincidental.

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  2. That’s a good question! Yes – you hit the nail on the head. I’m notorious for getting lyrics wrong – much to my husband’s amusement. There’s a great website about misunderstood lyrics – Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy. If you want to laugh till you cry – check it out!

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